Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Life Rule #232

Never eat huge amounts of Ranch dressing all by itself. Your mom will likely be upset with you for eating that much Ranch (and for pouring half the Costco sized bottle out onto a dish), and you WILL throw it up within about 20 minutes.

7 comments:

gilchrist said...

WOW!!!

Michelle said...

Doh!! I bet that was fun! lol.

Reiko said...

Thats a good rule to live by. Too bad it was a hard lesson to learn. thanks for sharing.

Elise said...

Oh, man! Poor guy. I am sure he will never do that again!

Jones said...

so who ate the ranch? you? kai? varrick? Eman????? hmmm, I bet it was Jasper. he's a tricky one, better keep your eye on him! ;)

Holly said...

Not to mention any names *cough-Kai-cough* but it's someone who was able to tell me he felt like he was going to "burp." My response: "You mean, barf? Go to the toilet, FAST!"

Marilyn said...

This reminds me of a similar life rule that my little brother (now married and graduated w/ a BS) learned: Mayonnaise is lovely, just not half an inch thick on a slice of bread. (He thought he'd like it as a sandwich.) I don't think he has put mayo on a sandwich ever since then.