So random

So it seems like all the blogs that I really enjoy have the most random things on there. So here's my attempt at being interesting.


So Jasper's reading Varick a Christmas, scratch and sniff/lift the flap book that's probably a little old, and he goes to scratch the little flap of the present, sniffs, and tells us all, "It smells like poo." He opens the flap with Varick, then asks Varick "what's that?" (referring the the orange behind the flap). Varick being the astute observer that he is replys "poo."

Well, there you have it folks: if you've ever wondered why oranges smelled a little off to you, it's because it's not REALLY an orange, it's poo. The End